A 10pm curfew is imposed in Detroit by Emperor Obama.

Emperor President Obama orders everyone to turn in their weapons because crime is too high in this city.  But of course people fight back. So the national guard is called in. Everybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot. However one citizen was shot at 9.45pm. “Why did you do that? ” the soldier was asked by his superior officer. “I know where he lives,” he replied,”and he wouldn’t have made it.”