20 Funny Condom Slogans

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1) Cover your stump before you hump.

2) Don’t be silly cover your Willie.

3) If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey.

4) If you go into heat, package your meat.

5) Don’t make a mistake, cover your snake.

6) No glove, no love.

7) Cloak the joker before you poke her.

8) Don’t be a fool, cover your tool.

9) Stop the stream before you cream.

10) Protect that fish then dip it in her dish.

11) Plug your funnel then enter her tunnel.

12) Bag the mole then do her hole.

13) Cover your stone before you bone.

14) Pack it in plastic, it’ll be fantastic.

15) Wrap your meat before you beat.

16) Wrap it before you slap it.

17) Armour the tank before you enter the flank.

18) Leash your pet before launching your jet.

19) No shirt, no flirt!

20) Dress him up before you mess her up.