7 things you should NOT say to a cop when he pulls you over:

im going to kill him now for his own safety

1. Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.


2. Aren’t you the guy from the village people?


3. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.


4. Bad cop. No donuts.


5. Didn’t I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?


6. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around, that’s how far they are ahead of me.


7. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?