Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and whispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink. And while I was leaving I heard another worker say, “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT!, NO BODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPIRATIONAL SHIT!” And […]
Coworker: “If you water an apple tree with apple juice is it forced cannibalism?” Me: “Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seed and all.” “So, it wouldn’t be cannibalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.” Coworker: “I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??!!”
A family was held at gunpoint by a swat team for growing a illegal garden. The UN is slowly implementing agenda 21 which will make any food grown by individuals illegal. Only synthetic government provided food will be allowed. This is one of the population control methods.
1) Avocados are high in easily assimilated plant protein. All the amino acids are set for your metabolism to assemble into complete proteins. (2) Okay meat eaters, eating hamburgers with a slice of avocado limited triglyceride serum level increases.Cardiologists consider triglyceride serum levels as stronger markers for potential heart disease and inflammation than LDL cholesterol. (3) Avocados are […]
Cabbage should comprise at least 80 percent of your vegetable blend. Carrots, sweet potatoes, beets, turnips and other hard root veggies can also serve as a great base for your cultured veggies, but they’re not as economical. Five to six medium-sized heads of cabbage will yield about 10-14 quart-size (32 oz) jars of fermented […]