Category: Funny

Alcohol and the female personality.

Drink: Beer  Personality: Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks  Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying, a pain in the butt.  Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.  Drink: Mixed Drinks  Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, very picky, knows exactly what […]

50 really offensive jokes

1. What’s the difference between Paul Walker and a computer? I give a fuck when my computer crashes. 2. My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “No, your generation relies too much on technology!” Then I unplugged his life support. 3. What do you call a five-year old with no […]

There are 10 types of teachers.

NORMAL – Not good, not bad, just a teacher. BORING – Talks for hours with a slow, deep voice that is impossible to understand. BASTARD – Gives other students work to do while interrogating. AWESOME –  Teaches by making his students watch movies and listen to Heavy Metal songs. FOREIGNER – Basically that teacher with […]

30 Great Toasts Quotes To Impress Your Drinking Buddies !

1. ”Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So why not get wasted all the time, and have the time of our life.” 2. “Here’s to women, beer and song, may none of them be flat.” 3. ”Here’s to lying, cheating, stealing, and drinking…If you’re going to lie, lie for […]

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