Lindsay used to be so hot back in the day now not so much. Even with the money she has I wouldn’t fuck her with the torch of Gondor. Charlie is a party animal and I enjoy all his movies so I would have to pick Charlie in this battle.
This girl posted this status on FB. Before I roast this female let me be clear. I have no problem with any female being a slut pretting to dress slutty and or anything in that nature. I have no beef with females who post naked or half naked online. Well I might have some beef […]
Stars Represent the 6 levels of severity. No pain. no real feeling of illness. You slept in your own bed and when you woke up there were no traffic cones in there with you.You are still able to function relatively well on the energy stored up from all those vodka and Red Bulls. […]
Llegó a mis casa y le digo a mi vieja “Amor, vengo que no me aguanto, ve quitándote la ropa que te voy hacer el amor a la bestia.!!” Pues Entramos al cuarto y nos tiramos de manera salvaje, brutal y escandalosa. Fue tanto el ajetreo y el ruido de la cama contra […]
Thinking this was my best chance to finally have a threesome.I told her all about my fantasy to invite her best friend into the bedroom and have my way with both of them at once. She agreed, if I agreed to her fantasy. She told me she’s always wanted to know what it’s like to […]
Astonished, my wife asked her “How could you afford this?!” “You know, a blow job every now and again makes my husband very generous,” she replied. Surprised, my wife turned to me and winked, “I think I’ll start doing that.” “Me too,” I replied, turning to my sister in law. “What’s your husband’s number?”
Why does my dog put his head out of my car window when I’m driving? It’s the age old question. We’ll I have a theory I believe may explain it.To understand the premise of this you must first understand that dogs do not sense the world in the same way that we do. While human […]