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I’d love to be six again !

A man asked his wife what she’d like for her 40th birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, and the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald’s they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

Then, it was off to a movie – the latest Disney and what a fabulous adventure! Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, “Well, dear, what was it like being six again?” One eye opened. “You idiot, I meant my dress size.” The moral of this story is: When a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong.

Updated: March 7, 2017 — 12:52 PM

Michael Bublé’s Big Ass Comment (video)

Maybe what he said was kinda rude but showing your ass out in public is rude too. Little kids see that shit and think it’s ok to dress like that. IF you don’t want anyone looking at your ass cheeks or saying anything about them then don’t flaunt them in public it’s that simple. If I don’t want a stranger to see me naked I wear clothes.

Updated: April 19, 2015 — 11:18 AM

What are these nuts for?

A few days ago I had the pleasure of attending Hyena’s Comedy Nightclub  with a group of colleagues . It was really amusing I always have a good time going there. I think cover is 5 bucks I’m not sure I get comped  when I attend. They also have a rule where you have to order 2 items  but that’s the norm at all comedy clubs. Plenty of parking and the food and drinks are not expensive.

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After 2 hours of fun and laughter shows over and we all meet outside the entrance to discuss where we will try  next. It’s around midnight and freezing cold outside we all wanted to drink so I quickly wanted us to decide where to go ahead next. 

white horse saloon dallas texas

We all agreed to attend a bar close to Hyena’s which is White Horse Saloon. My friend Waffle suggest this place to us and we all agree to go even tho most of us have never attended that bar. We all start walking towards our vehicles when we over heard Waffles wife start bitching him out.

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She was angry because she did not want to hang out with us and she was telling him to go ahead and leave with us and she would drive back home alone. Waffle’s cousin was also there and he even said he would give him a ride to the club and back home. Waffle is getting bitched out in public just a barrage of bitching and It seemed he could not attend. Permission was denied it seemed. We had already begun to leave  yet we could hear their convo from afar.

 

my wife wears the pants and i iron them for her

So we all take off and arrive at White Horse Saloon.This place is pretty big plenty of space to park and plenty of space to dance. The drinks are ok. They played mostly country music which I am not used hearing at a club but I enjoyed it. We all climb up to the 2nd floor and we start drinking and having a great time. After a few minutes Waffle fails to show.

We call him up and text him and he does not respond. Finally after 30 mins of waiting he responds with “where are you guys are you going to pick me up?”. My response was wtf you are the one who suggested for us to give this place an opportunity,we all agreed before we departed that we would come here asap so we could drink before 2 am closing time.  

His BS excuse “I called you guys to confirm if ya were going and I got no response so I came straight home so ya could pick me up”. That is BS we all agreed face to face we were attending this place and his wife even gave us directions how to get there. Turns out  permission was denied  and he had to go home. Once he was home he waited for his wife to go to sleep and then told us he could go anywhere he wanted he just couldn’t use his car.  

i got mind control over deebo

He should have been honest with us and just said hey I can’t go I don’t have permission to attend, I had to go straight home or maybe even I did not have permission to drive my vehicle and needed a ride. If you guys ever run into this type of issue be straightforward with friends and don’t ditch them its the least you can do. 

Updated: March 23, 2016 — 2:26 PM

Pull your pants up stop sagging no one wants to see your ass !

just take off your pants already and only wear boxers saggin asshole.

Sagging is a way of wearing trousers (slacks, shorts, pants or jeans) which sag so that the top is significantly below the waist, sometimes revealing much of the underwear. Sagging is predominantly a male fashion. Women’s wearing of low-rise jeans to reveal their G-string underwear (the “whale tail”) is not generally described as sagging.

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Myth of the origin of saggy pants comes from the prison system, and raises even more serious questions about why you’d want to emulate this trend. Sagging was said to be a symbol that the sagger was sexually available to other prisoners, or alternatively, already taken by another inmate.The worst thing about this fashion trend is that most of this  generation of young women find this attractive. The days of choosing a companion on good merits are gone.Intelligence or judge of character are second today. It seems the one with the most swag gets the girls. 

the evolution of baggy pants

Who is to blame for this horrible trend is it the parent’s , TV, internet , violent games or  just plain apathy? all the above. When I was growing up my mother raised us using old-fashioned parenting implementing the fear of god into us. Me personally I would not sag so not to endure the wrath of my mothers chancla.  Sagging shows up everywhere so it desensitized people and programs them into believing this shit is cool.  

extreme sagging ass showing

Perhaps it’s just me. I might be taking crazy pills but no one should have to see this gross shit. I don’t want my kids to seeing this do you ?. This shows the lack of self-respect you have towards others and the lack of pride in your appearance.  Stop offending people’s eye’s. Please start giving out tickets that seems like the only way to cure this people’s lack of conscious.

Updated: March 23, 2016 — 12:47 PM
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