A man asked his wife what she’d like for her 40th birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the […]
Did we go from a nation that could steel its spine for the greater good to a nation of complete pussies? we have taken a nation forged by hard men and women and made it into a latte-sipping, metrosexualized place where the slightest offencive thing is grounds for a lawsuit. Why is it that so many […]
Using Nap Time spray will make your headaches go away ! I wish I would of thought of this.
From 1958 to 1962 the genius above gave an order called the Four Pests Campaign part of a group of plans to help his peons in his country move forward. The four pests to be eliminated were rats, flies, mosquitoes, and sparrows. I’m all for eliminating flies but sparrows really buddy ? So his slaves […]
The other day at work I lost it popped like a blister in the sun. For a year now stress has accumulated and instead of releasing the stress or dealing with it I just swallow it like a bitter pill and keep on trucking. This all started when an ex of mine got promoted […]
1. Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in. 2. Aren’t you the guy from the village people? 3. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer. 4. Bad cop. No donuts. 5. Didn’t I see you get your butt […]
You ever worked in a place where you enjoy your job but hate the people working there? I’m surrounded by perverts, druggists and brown nose folk. Don’t get me wrong I do enjoy occasionally listening to a coworker talk about how she got so drunk on the weekend and woke up next to an ugly dude […]