So this is what it feels like to be friend zoned :(

What can I say about the friend zone that hasn’t already been said? It’s easy to get in yet hard to get out almost like credit card debt. When you find out a fellow-man has fallen victim and gets friend zoned you can’t help but have a moment of silence for that poor bastard.  There are many theories on how guys fall into this category and some theories on how to get out of the friend zone but this is my tale and how I became victim.


To completely understand the whole story on how I arrived in the friend zone you must read the personal stories I have written about Alicia and those fun chronicles detailing the last 6 years of my life. To keep it short after thinking about it no matter how I spin it in the end its my fault. I have tolerated that shit for a while and no more I’m tired of it.  No more Mr friend zone.  So your off the hook Alicia no more flirting that leads to nothing and no more buying you TVs and shit. Some advice 99 percent of the time females will tell you that they don’t like you and will never like you more than a friend and because of the lack of experience or maybe just being naive guys ignore that and think by being extra nice will persuade a female to change her mind. 

So anyways no more nail painting and shit and running around holding hands and chasing butterflies. The days of me sitting around listening to you babble about guys who treat you like shit and how you deserve better are no more. (even tho you’re the dumb ass who chases guys like that) I still have love for our close friendship but sometimes love means taking a step back. If you care about somebody, you should want them to be happy even if you wind up being left out. Being left out is better than being plan b or friend zoned. So in short I’ve learned not to put up with friend zone bullshit and that just because you are a nice guy does not entitle you to getting laid.