I saw a guy in the park the other day pinned under a tree.

I saw a guy in the park the other day pinned under a tree. “What are you doing standing there!?!

Get help!” he shouted. “Fuck you,” I replied, chugging my bottle of vodka.

“I don’t need help, I can quit anytime.”

Updated: July 17, 2017 — 10:45 pm
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