I'd been having some gay dreams, so I went to see a psychiatrist about it.

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I’d been having some gay dreams, so I went to see a psychiatrist about it.

He said, “Take a seat, Gary, and I’ll ask you a few questions. Just say what comes naturally. Ok?”

“Ok,” I said, sitting down. “Pink or blue?” “Blue.”

“Batman or Robin?” “Batman.”

“The Foo Fighters or One Direction?” “The Foo Fighters.”

“That’s the test finished,” he said. “You’re definitely gay.”

“What? Why?” I protested.

“Just get off my lap, Gary.”

Updated: October 27, 2013 — 5:14 am
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