Aldous: Naples one day you’ll have to find a wife or a partner
Naples: Yeah I know that
Aldous: Don’t choose a woman like your mother
Naples: What do you mean
Aldous: I mean your mother is a wonderful mother but she is a terrible human being
Naples: Are you sure of that ?
Aldous: Well yeah if she wasn’t terrible Naples why would she have torn my heart?
Naples: Why are you being so moody ?
Aldous: I’m not being moody
– Get him to the Greek