A woman’s husband comes home hammered every night and she always yells at him before going to bed.
One day she decides to try some reverse psychology. When her husband staggers in that night, she’s waiting for him in her best lingerie. She sits him in an armchair and gives him a back rub. “It’s getting late, big boy” she says after a while. “Why don’t we go to bed?”
“We might as well” said the husband, “I’m gonna be in trouble when I get home anyways.”