You are the reason I don't have no WIFE.

A guy sitting outside his house about to be evicted from his home after divorce.He notices a crate of whiskey BOTTLES.He takes out an empty BOTTLE, smashes it into the wall saying you are the reason I don’t have no WIFE.  Smashes 2nd BOTTLE – you are the reason I don’t have any CHILDREN .  Smashes 3rd – you are the reason I don’t have a JOB.    Notices 4th BOTTLE is sealed & full of whiskey,  says stand aside my friend. I know u were not involved, you are innocent…

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