You are the reason I don't have no WIFE.

A guy sitting outside his house about to be evicted from his home after divorce.He notices a crate of whiskey…

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Guys like you always have girlfriends.

got chatting to a girl in a club, “Can I buy you a drink?” I asked.”Have you not got a…

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Just live dammit. Let go of all the horrible things in your life and just fucking live.

Take a step back. Fucking look at yourself. You are human. You are beautiful. You are so beautiful. And you…

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Suddenly Realized that you are a shitty person.

Is it just me doesn’t it seem that when you first meet someone and you develop a crush or begin…

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So I come home early one day and the wife is sitting cross-legged on the bed, completely naked.

So I come home early one day and the wife is sitting cross-legged on the bed, completely naked.  “What’s going…

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I was watching porn with my wife and she complained.

I was watching porn with my wife and she complained “This is so unrealistic.” I replied, “Just because you’re unwilling…

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3 Easy ways to die:

1. Puff a cigarette daily – You’ll die 10 years early. 2.Drink alcohol daily – You’ll die 30 years early.…

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I Want to Kill My Husband

  A lady walks in to the drugstore and asks the druggist for some arsenic.  The druggist asks “Ma’am, what do…

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You don't want to be named as anybody's girlfriend, and now you're someone's wife?

Tom: You don’t want to be named as anybody’s girlfriend, and now you’re someone’s wife? Summer: It surprised me too Tom:…

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Three Terrible Excuses You’re Using to Stay in the Wrong Relationship

Worst Reason #1: He’s such a good guy. So what just cause he is nice does not mean there are other…

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