Guys like you always have girlfriends.

got chatting to a girl in a club, “Can I buy you a drink?” I asked.”Have you not got a…

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So I come home early one day and the wife is sitting cross-legged on the bed, completely naked.

So I come home early one day and the wife is sitting cross-legged on the bed, completely naked.  “What’s going…

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I was watching porn with my wife and she complained.

I was watching porn with my wife and she complained “This is so unrealistic.” I replied, “Just because you’re unwilling…

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I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks.

An older gentleman is sitting in a bar when a beautiful young woman walks up to him and whispers in…

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