So I come home early one day and the wife is sitting cross-legged on the bed, completely naked.

So I come home early one day and the wife is sitting cross-legged on the bed, completely naked.  “What’s going…

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I was watching porn with my wife and she complained.

I was watching porn with my wife and she complained “This is so unrealistic.” I replied, “Just because you’re unwilling…

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I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks.

An older gentleman is sitting in a bar when a beautiful young woman walks up to him and whispers in…

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I Want to Kill My Husband

  A lady walks in to the drugstore and asks the druggist for some arsenic.  The druggist asks “Ma’am, what do…

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20 Funny Condom Slogans

1) Cover your stump before you hump. 2) Don’t be silly cover your Willie. 3) If you think she’s spunky,…

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