Suddenly Realized that you are a shitty person.

Is it just me doesn’t it seem that when you first meet someone and you develop a crush or begin…

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I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks.

An older gentleman is sitting in a bar when a beautiful young woman walks up to him and whispers in…

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A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door.

A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.  “I…

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I Want to Kill My Husband

  A lady walks in to the drugstore and asks the druggist for some arsenic.  The druggist asks “Ma’am, what do…

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I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you.…

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Yeah I do mind , last time I saw you, you left me high and dry in a fleabag motel

  Sam: What are you doing here coming in like you own the place ? Tara :  (pretends to knock on…

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Why do I build up everything a female does in my head and twist it and turn it into something else ?

  Why do I build up everything a female does in my head and twist it and turn it into…

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