I was watching porn with my wife and she complained.

I was watching porn with my wife and she complained “This is so unrealistic.” I replied, “Just because you’re unwilling…

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I Want to Kill My Husband

  A lady walks in to the drugstore and asks the druggist for some arsenic.  The druggist asks “Ma’am, what do…

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Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship

1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has a job. 2. It’s important…

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