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What a Texan can teach you about the different levels of hangovers.

Stars Represent the 6 levels of severity.     No pain. no real feeling of illness. You slept in your own bed and when you woke up there were no traffic cones in there with you.You are still able to function relatively well on the energy stored up from all those vodka and Red Bulls. […]

The problem with love songs is that they exaggerate things and make women have high expectations.

People need to make more realistic songs. Instead of, “I’d walk a thousand miles”, how about “I’d walk until my feet get tired and then MAYBE a couple more minutes.” Instead of “here I am staring, at your perfection”, how about “you are more attractive than most women I see on a daily basis.” Lastly, […]

So I just watched this film where a man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled

Friend: So I just watched this film where a man’s wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. In a twisted turn of events his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.  ME : […]

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