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Alcohol and the female personality.

Drink: Beer  Personality: Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks  Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying, a pain in the butt.  Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.  Drink: Mixed Drinks  Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, very picky, knows exactly what […]

50 really offensive jokes

1. What’s the difference between Paul Walker and a computer? I give a fuck when my computer crashes. 2. My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “No, your generation relies too much on technology!” Then I unplugged his life support. 3. What do you call a five-year old with no […]

There are 10 types of teachers.

NORMAL – Not good, not bad, just a teacher. BORING – Talks for hours with a slow, deep voice that is impossible to understand. BASTARD – Gives other students work to do while interrogating. AWESOME –  Teaches by making his students watch movies and listen to Heavy Metal songs. FOREIGNER – Basically that teacher with […]

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