A man asked his wife what she’d like for her 40th birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the […]
I come out 20 minutes later and he covered the entire living room in green permanent marker that he somehow got a hold of. As you can imagine, I flipped out and immediately ran to the store to buy cleaning supplies. I tried at least five different types, and scrubbed for at least half an […]
The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when […]
I’ve let my daughter paint my nails, put some make up on me, and tie my hair with a scrunchie, your move.
I wanted to share this with you. This is the cutest costume I’ve seen yet and I go to conventions frequently.
After Augustus gets sucked up Willy Wonka knew those children would die in his factory.the shoot, they all hop on board the boat through the tunnel of doom. The boat doesn’t have two extra vacant seats though. It was designed with prior knowledge that they would lose two participants before that point.Later, they drive a […]
I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.
A little girls is riding her bicycle down the street, when she comes to a stoplight, a cop on a horse pulls up next to her. He says, “nice bike you got there, did you get it from santa?” and the little girl gladly says yes. So the cop gives her a $5 ticket and […]