Just give me a fucking chance !

In the past few months I have been dating around sort of getting my feet wet trying to get back…

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Just live dammit. Let go of all the horrible things in your life and just fucking live.

Take a step back. Fucking look at yourself. You are human. You are beautiful. You are so beautiful. And you…

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7 Cardinal Rules for life.

Make Peace with your past so it won’t disturb your present.  What other people think about you is none of…

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So I come home early one day and the wife is sitting cross-legged on the bed, completely naked.

So I come home early one day and the wife is sitting cross-legged on the bed, completely naked.  “What’s going…

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3 Easy ways to die:

1. Puff a cigarette daily – You’ll die 10 years early. 2.Drink alcohol daily – You’ll die 30 years early.…

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I Want to Kill My Husband

  A lady walks in to the drugstore and asks the druggist for some arsenic.  The druggist asks “Ma’am, what do…

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Instructions for Life in the new millennium from the Dalai Lama

1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 2. When you lose, don’t lose the…

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You don't want to be named as anybody's girlfriend, and now you're someone's wife?

Tom: You don’t want to be named as anybody’s girlfriend, and now you’re someone’s wife? Summer: It surprised me too Tom:…

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