You are the reason I don't have no WIFE.

A guy sitting outside his house about to be evicted from his home after divorce.He notices a crate of whiskey…

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Guys like you always have girlfriends.

got chatting to a girl in a club, “Can I buy you a drink?” I asked.”Have you not got a…

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Just live dammit. Let go of all the horrible things in your life and just fucking live.

Take a step back. Fucking look at yourself. You are human. You are beautiful. You are so beautiful. And you…

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Suddenly Realized that you are a shitty person.

Is it just me doesn’t it seem that when you first meet someone and you develop a crush or begin…

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7 Cardinal Rules for life.

Make Peace with your past so it won’t disturb your present.  What other people think about you is none of…

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I went into the confession booth at my chapel this week.

“Forgive me for I have sinned… I had sex with the twelve year old boy next door and keep fantasising…

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So I come home early one day and the wife is sitting cross-legged on the bed, completely naked.

So I come home early one day and the wife is sitting cross-legged on the bed, completely naked.  “What’s going…

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