Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying, a pain in the butt. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, very picky, knows exactly what […]
I’m good on the floor, on the wall, in the bathroom, in the shower, in the bathtub, in the pool, in a car, on a plane, in a bus, under a tree, in a classroom, on the beach, in a cottage, in a bounce house, on the roof, beside the fireplace, in an elevator and […]
“My dear,” I said, “that’s completely natural. I don’t see what the problem is?” “The problem is,” she complained, “It wakes me up!!”
Thinking this was my best chance to finally have a threesome.I told her all about my fantasy to invite her best friend into the bedroom and have my way with both of them at once. She agreed, if I agreed to her fantasy. She told me she’s always wanted to know what it’s like to […]
My girlfriend and I have different ideas about what the problem is. She bought me some Viagra. I bought her a treadmill.