Just give me a fucking chance !

In the past few months I have been dating around sort of getting my feet wet trying to get back…

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Just live dammit. Let go of all the horrible things in your life and just fucking live.

Take a step back. Fucking look at yourself. You are human. You are beautiful. You are so beautiful. And you…

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3 Easy ways to die:

1. Puff a cigarette daily – You’ll die 10 years early. 2.Drink alcohol daily – You’ll die 30 years early.…

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I Want to Kill My Husband

  A lady walks in to the drugstore and asks the druggist for some arsenic.  The druggist asks “Ma’am, what do…

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7 Complicated Facts About Women

1. They believe in saving… 2. Believe in saving, but  buy expensive clothes… 3. Buy expensive clothes, but never have…

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Then What Are You Doing With Her ?

  Jess : I just wanted to say I’m sorry I dint mean to scare your GF like that. Hoyt : It’s alright …

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