The Mermaid Theory


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It was 300 years ago sailors stuck at sea would get desperate for female companionship that it got so bad that eventually the manatees out in the water would start to look like beautiful woman. Every woman no matter how initially repugnant has a mermaid clock the time it takes for you to realize you want to bone her. Sure today you might see a female as a manatee but she wont stay that way. The only way for a mermaid to become a manatee again is for her to get pregnant. Hope is not lost manatees with babies can become mermaids once more. When they start the breast feeding  so hot, when their breast swell up 3 times their size so will I.

– Barney  HIMYM