The Ten Commandments of Lazy:

1. You are born tired, so you live to rest.

2. Love thy bed, as you love yourself.

3. If you notice someone resting, join them.

4. Rest during the day, so you could sleep better at night.

5. Work is holy, don’t touch it.

6. That which can be done tomorrow, don’t do it today.

7. Work as little as possible. What needs to be done, can be done by someone else.

8. Keep calm, no one ever died from resting.

9. If you ever feel the need to work, sit down and let that feeling pass.

10. If working is healthy, then leave work to the sick ones.

Dam ! That’s lazy !