There was a large flood in a village and everyone was told they had to leave.

i will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself to save you from the sin i condemed you to

There was a large flood in a village and everyone was told they had to leave.

One man said to everyone, “I’ll stay! God will save me!” 

The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said “Come on sir, get in!” “No” replied the man. God will save me! The flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house. A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help. No, God will save me!” he said He eventually died by drowning. He then got to the gates of Heaven and he said to God “Why didn’t you save me?” God replied, “Dude!!! I sent a boat and a helicopter. What more did you want!”

if people believed i was a white guy born in the middle east

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