1.) Flimsy toilet paper.
2.) A predisposition to hitting reply all by accident.
3.) Mosquito bites in between their toes.
4.) Clogged sinuses on the day of a meal they’ve been looking forward to all year.
5.) Bountiful amounts of stray LEGO pieces.
6.) An inability to reproduce the leather couch fart noise a second time.
7.) Lots of friends who talk endlessly about their baby’s “advanced” physical and mental development.
8.) No Wi-Fi signal.