1)You’re so cute when you’re angry
2)Don’t you have some laundry to do or something?
3)You’re just upset because you’re putting on weight
4)Wait a minute, I get it. What time of the month is it?
5)Sorry, I was just picturing you naked
6)Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning
7)Is there anyway we can do this by email?
8)Hold your thought, football is on
9)Who are you kidding? We both know that thing isn’t loaded.