So I walk into this bar and see 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling.

So I asks, “What’s this about?” The bartender replies, “Well, if you can jump up and smack the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone’s drinks for the rest of the night. You wanna do it?

I replied, “Nah, the steaks are too high.”

biggest risk in life

Updated: May 18, 2014 — 10:25 pm
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