Walked past a restaurant last night and saw a sign in the window that said…

Walked past a restaurant last night and saw a sign in the window that said: “Order anything you want, if we don’t have it, we’ll pay you $500.” Went in and placed my order: “Giraffe’s kneecaps on toast.”
   
A short while later, the waiter returned with a check for $500 in my name and said, “It’s your lucky day – we’re out of bread.”