So I went for a job interview with the Dallas Police Department.

 I thought I’d blown the observation test when they’d played this graphic video with two cops giving this African American a brutal ass whooping . It was so violent that I winced and dropped my coffee.

 “Now what can you tell me about what you’ve seen?” asked the interviewer. “I’m really sorry but nothing much at all because I was cleaning up the coffee.” “Good man,  you’ve got the job.”