I woke up this morning next to a fat chick after last night's drunken haze.

I woke up this morning next to a fat chick after last night’s drunken haze. After a few moments of trying to recollect my thoughts, I came to the conclusion that I most likely fucked her. So not wanting to be a dick, I woke her up and I said to her, “Here, if you want to see me again, call this number.” 

“Awww, men don’t usually give me their numbers,” she responded. 
I said, “It’s not mine. It’s Weight Watchers.”

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