Would you let someone perform oculolinctus on you ? The art of erotic eyeball licking.

 

Yes you read that right I shit you not. Eyeball licking is the new thing. Basically someone licks your eyeball. The practice, where teens show affection by licking their partner’s eyeballs, may have started with a scene in a video released last year from the Japanese band Born, which features a dramatic slow-motion scene of oculolinctus. Fuck that I would never let anyone lick my eyeballs. Personally I think they are licking the wrong set of balls.  

eyeball licking video 

 

I thought about letting someone give my eyeball head but then i found out about the negative potential side effects that can affect your eye which include

  • Conjunctivitis – is swelling (inflammation) or infection of the membrane lining the eyelids (conjunctiva) due to bacteria.

  • Transmission of std’s, that’s gross imagine getting herpes in your eye.

  • A human tongue can somehow cut your eyeball and damage your cornea.

  • Leftover food residue in your eye imagine getting spicy food in your eye. 

  • The worst thing would be bad eye odor they need to invent mints for eyeballs now.

  • Let me get a magnum eyeball condom please 🙂

Fuck that you can keep your eyeball licking I will stick to the more traditional forms of oral sex thank you very much.

Updated: July 17, 2017 — 10:29 pm
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