Sam: What are you doing here coming in like you own the place ?
Tara : (pretends to knock on door ) better? you wa
nt me to call ? Hi BigO its me the chick you been fucking mine if I interrupt and say hi to you and your cute little dog ?
Sam : Yeah I do mind , last time I saw you, you left me high and dry in a fleabag motel in the middle of the night !
Tara : I had to !
Sam : That wasn’t the first time ! I don’t have time for that bullshit !
Tara : Maybe I’m not in that big hurry to get something going with my best friend !
Sam : Then why are you here ? It was your big idea to have sex !
Tara : Don’t act like you don’t like it !
Sam : You only come around when you need something or when no one else wants to hang out with you I am through being your plan B ! DON’T treat me like an asshole
Tara : Do you think I would sleep with you if I thought that ?
Sam : I have no idea what the fuck you think girl but I tell you what I think , I think you better give me one good reason not to throw you out of here right now bitch !!!
Tara : I’m not good at this
Sam : Try harder
Tara : Silence…. I’m sorry I don’t know how to be with somebody , maybe I’m unboyfriendable