You picked wrong, You picked the wrong guy. You made a really really really bad choice. What where you thinking ? That guy are you kidding me? Have you learned nothing in the last 8 years ? You’re so gonna regret this you know that right ? You are going to regret this and now there is nothing you can do about it because it’s too late.
All you can do now is go up there and start your crappy disappointing life that will never be nearly as happy as the one you could have had with me. I am not here to win you back. I am here because I need to know that you know that you made the biggest mistake of your life.