A young boy went to a horse auction with his father.

A young boy went to a horse auction with his father. He watched his father move from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, the boy asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?” 

His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy one son.”   The boy, looking worried, said,

“Dad, I think our neighbor wants to buy mom.”

 

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